Nyotaimori znači jebi me jače za sushi odalisque

What man doesn't dream of opening the door to his own home after a stultifying day's work and finding a naked wife ready for his every whim! Or a naked wife covered in whipped cream in the softest places! Or a naked wife in a pile of bits of raw fish and boiled rice... Um, what? What the hell, though! Yes, of course, that's a wonderful surprise, too! Albeit a little strange, of course