Bred jebe sočnu pičku svoje zgodne maćehe na kauču!

Hi, you must be the babysitter.

Trust this little kleptomaniac I got off.

You want to keep your job as a babysitter, right?

I'm here to watch your brother today.

Nah. Well, me? No. Dude, I know that would be awesome, but she's like, she's my stepmom.